Smiling has begun to hurt my cheeks,
Talking has begun to tire me out,
Standing has begun to make my legs cramp up,
Sitting has begun to impair my back,
Eating has begun to make me feel nauseous.
Excuse list knows No bounds,
If I truly do not wish to be at a social
event then you can trust I would not,
Grace it with my presence.
And in the rare occasion that I do
Once my social battery flashes red
Then it’s time to dust off my excuse list
Select one from the numerous options.
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